Brenda Blethyn
Nude

The biggest boobs of old Britannia belong to Brenda Blethyn. Her birth name is Brenda Bottle, but there’s just no way a small glass is going to contain all that wonderful chest meat. It’s enough to make Big Ben ring-a-ding-ding. A player since the early ’80s, most Americans who don’t tune in to the BBC and obsess over Shakespearean productions didn’t know about the buxom beauty until she appeared as Brad Pitt‘s mom in A River Runs Through It (1992). It made her name in Hollywood but didn’t get Pitt running through her, which this English strumpet probably would have preferred. While never exposing the erotic expanse of her skinfulness, Brenda Blethyn had us wanting to shoot our shot all over her booming BB’s in Secrets & Lies (1996), where she played with her bra contained cannons in a mirror, looking rather melancholy about her melons. It got her an Oscar nod, which may have given her the confidence to do a comedic sex scene in Little Voice (1998), although she never gets out of her skirt and stockings. Just two years after her first, this role gave her another Oscar nomination. But just when all hope seemed lost, she showed up in a TV show called Between the Sheets and we knew there’d be no more skirt and stockings. Now we’re talking. We saw Brenda naked, again looking sad in a mirror, but also get to watch her pleasure herself to a fantasy about playing with some young latin boytoy, and open her legs for her husband to see how long he can hold his breath in, in the bath tub with Brenda Blethyn. Brenda has mostly been doing British television lately, on shows like Vera and Kate & Koji. When Brenda takes her top off, bottles aren’t the only thing popping!